Friday, August 14, 2020

President Trump's Hair Requires More Water In White House Showers

 


Photo: BBC



As the world is educated by environmentalists about conservation of precious resources, the leader of the free world -- President Trump is calling for increased flow rates out of the showerhead in the White House.  Reporting by BBC, tells of the administration's attempt to reverse a 1992 water restriction placed on showerheads to 2.5 gallons per minute.


Evidently, President Trump is not satisfied with the flow rate as reported by BBC:


"So showerheads - you take a shower, the water doesn't come out. You want to wash your hands, the water doesn't come out. So what do you do? You just stand there longer or you take a shower longer? Because my hair - I don't know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect," he said.


The one takeaway from the above excerpt.  While the residents of the United States look for leadership from the White House on the COVID-19 pandemic or the race war, attention is directed elsewhere.  For those who have been wondering where that attention has been directed toward, wonder no more.  


All attention has been directed toward achieving a perfect hairstyle for President Trump.  Everything makes sense now.  Thank you Reuters. 

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